Tuesday, January 4, 2011

2011: The Year Ahead

Three things you can take to the bank in 2011:

In Politics: it will be conclusively proven that Democrats have brains but no balls; and Republicans have balls but no brains.

In Business: The U.S. economy shed 40,000 manufacturing plants (not jobs, plants) during the Bush regime...and saw the share of all U.S. corporate profits earned by Sleaze Street grow from 18% to 33%. Thus, we will conclusively demonstrate that the U.S. economy has moved irrevocably from making shit...to making shit up.

Where Politics and Business intersect: the Republican-controlled House of Representatives will not propose a thing--not one...single...thing--that would not shovel more money to their corporate masters.

That is all.

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